I went to a sci-fi workshop last night. The guy had a PHD and was a professor at the Air Force Academy. He actually had some great material.
But . . .
Why is it that SOME geeks (in particular) are rude and socially enept? I'm not dissing geeks--hell I AM one, but I've met a few that make me want to stick hot pokers in my eyes.
One dude who attended was either drunk or on something. He was red--like all over red--and his nose was even more red. And he had glassy, red eyes and was talking REALLY LOUD.
We were asked to come up with a "what if" IDEA. A sentence or two for a sci-fi idea/story. And this guy goes on for 5 minutes about: "YEAH, DUDE, so I have this idea where it's post nuclear war and, one group is immortal, but they have to kill for it, and YEAH. And the other group is, you know, hippy dippy fuckers, and there is this one scene where a guy meets a stoner chick and you know, his chainsaw explodes and she's, you know, all dressed in ragged clothes.
WTF? He went on and ON until the facilitator said, "Dude, you need an IDEA and that's it. Summarize it."
So, he tried to summarize and it came out the exact same way only this time he had a scene he added about some "dude named Duane who got his hand chopped off, hurh hurh.. yeah, cool man! IS THAT sci FI? I JUST WANT TO KNOW."
Ok, fine, we finish his turn and we ask another person and the dude KEEPS TALKING, like talking to himself. It's like he has no idea of what social manners are (or doesn't care because he's wasted--I wasn't sure). And he kept referring to sci-fi as "that goofy stuff."
THEN, we get Nancy-Know-It-All. And let me tell you, I f*ing hate know-it-alls. I hate people who think they know more than you, who think they know more than the teacher, who feel the need to try and CORRECT the teacher and who go on long diatribes about how much THEY know about a topic. This is a common issue with some geeks. I guess they have to compensate? I don't know.
Well, every time he called on her to answer a question, she had to go into her life story about every short story she's written, how she knows everything about everything when it comes to writing a sci-fi short story. Every time she raised her hand, I wanted to punch her in the face. She was wearing these old, high-waisted jeans, a santa fe t-shirt tucked into her jeans and a fanny pack that she kept digging through when others were trying to talk. (God forbid she give anyone else the floor?)
I love me some geeks--but when the annoying ones come out, I want to turn in my membership card.
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