March 8, 2009

  • The Message Boards I Read....

    I find myself on some weird-ass message boards sometimes.  Here's the post.  It's quite entertaining:

    I have been doing some research and a friend of mine and I want to capture a demon,well former angel,and we don't want to do anything too stupid. We have blessed weapons for fighting it should things get to out of hand.But we have only found one way of containing it ..... allowing it to temporarily enter my body. I know I am stronger than it because I spent quite some time in japan training my mind and body.We also know that we cannot kill it only "Bannish It" temporarily. The problem is I'm not sure of the best way to call it,so I was hoping that one of the demontologists on here could help us.

    Thank You,
    XXXXXXX

    First off, he did some training in Japan. That makes all the difference.
    Second, wtf is a demonTologist?
    Third, let's say demons exist, wouldn't this be a really bad idea?

    Later he posts (after getting ribbed pretty hard,)

    I know It isn't smart and I'm not concerned with weather I survive or not.My only concern is that of my friends life I want him to get away safely. My training in japan was not for demons,but for the effective use of the katana. I know I shouldn't do this but I've been waiting so long for my chance and now I'm ready,compleatly at peace with death and the pain I must endure.

    Katana training.  Right on!

    If I am possesed which is highly possible How do I get it out? I can't go to a shrink right now they'll ask questions. 

    That pretty much sums it up for me...

    (Full Post HERE.)

Comments (9)

  • I have no words.
    Other than BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    Ha.

  • Actually, now that I read the entire thread?
    It's fully disturbing.

  • Then I shall refrain from reading i tall, as I want it to continue to amuse me. Pshaw. I don't need a katana to kick a demons ass. I trained in Poland to use a large sausage.

  • I believe the traditional way to call a demon, well former angel, is "ollie ollie oxen free."

  • "I can't go to a shrink, they'll ask questions..."  My favorite quote...

  • the bad spelling it just makes it more authentic, in my brain.  demons make us spell poorly.

  • Ok I read a bit of this, looked for a profile, wondering how old this misguided ...ahem "hunter" is. I flirted with some of this idea of demons n what not in high school, back then it was the ouiji board that was all the...uhh "contact with the other world" i had, other than narcotics and severe teenage angst...my hope for this dear soul is that he confronts his "lil demon" and it scares some common sense into him.

  • In order to get it out, if possessed, is by installing a spigot in his belly button and drinking a lot of holy water.  That's the only way.

  • Is this Fading Sun?  lol

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